Lacking imagination in almost every department, I can’t think of a reason to watch Afraid. Hoping the culmination of events will deliver a worthwhile payoff is a fools errand. Only more unimaginative nonsense awaits.
Categories: Movie and Series Reviews
Hellboy: The Crooked Man (2024) 3.5/5
Categories 3.5/5, Action, Horror, Movie and Series Reviews 
I’m actually excited about this movie, even though I only initially tuned in as a way to waste some time. I heard the reviews, and I was ready for something bad. This isn’t that though. I thought the characters were great and the setting was fun. It is not a perfect movie but I hope there is a world where Jack Kesy gets to be Hellboy again.
Fallen (1998) 2.5/5
Carried largely by an idea and a stellar cast, Fallen is unable to bear the weight of talent. People like to do hypotheticals about movies that could use a remake, and this is a high candidate in my opinion.
Despite its failings, its uniqueness make it still an enjoyable watch and I am a sucker for its vibes. If only it were a little tighter in its writing, rethought its camera tricks, and came across just a bit smarter.
Dave (1993) 3/5
Categories 3/5, Comedy, Movie and Series Reviews, Romance 
Everything is stretched a bit and nothing from beginning to end is a surprise, but it is very cute and sometimes you just want an easy movie. Frank Langella has a scene that takes the cake and is legitimately memorable.
Speak No Evil (2024) 3.5/5
Categories 3.5/5, Drama, Horror, Movie and Series Reviews, Thriller 
The theme of masculinity runs through the film, and I can see a lot of people misplacing frustration at certain characters actions and missing the point. It is definitely more of a slow moving train, but its actors all do a job of carrying that pace.
Brothers (2024) 2/5
Categories 2/5, Action, Comedy, Crime, Movie and Series Reviews 
The hand guiding this ride doesn’t really nail it. The cast all show up though. Some script alterations and tone control would have gone a long way.
Forrest Gump (1994) 5/5
Categories 5/5, Drama, Movie and Series Reviews, Romance 
Living in a timepiece of America through Forest and Jenny is as touching today as it was back then. It is not just a touching story about overcoming adversity, that would be far too small for this grand tale.
Run Hide Fight (2020) 0.5/5
I did not know what this was before going into it. I picked a random movie and just went. It took very little time to be know it had to be some politically driven film. Then it gets way worse with all the speeches.
I don’t care who makes the movie, but this was so in-your-face trying to stroke its hero complex to full attention. Uneven acting and poor direction add to the films problems. I see some people calling it Die Hard in a school, how dare you.
The biggest thing? For a movie that tries to be shocking, it really is dull.