Wandering just a little bit at times but with a strong cast and a lot of good choices.
Categories: Movie and Series Reviews
Enemy (2013) 3/5
A subconscious roller coaster that is more interesting to ponder after the viewing.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011) 4/5
Not poking fun at the horror genre but celebrating it. Horror and comedy move entangled almost seamlessly.
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) 3/5
I get why Deadpool & Wolverine has exploded, it is a fan-service and in-joke theme park ride. However, this also cuts out the legs from under it. Deadpool 2 did a lot to push more towards a plot and an accompanying tone shift from the first, and this latest outing undoes most of that while mixing the Marvel staples. What are the staples? Story and character motivations take a backseat to puns and cameos, like without spoiling anything consider how quick Wolverine’s motivation turns off at the end (literally zero response).
There are a lot of other issues I took but I don’t want to make this a spoiler review. Also it was weird for them to still make one character an integral part of the story while also being unable to get the original actor, at that point rewrite the part. It isn’t like the plot wasn’t already paper thin or had not already been sidelined numerous times by that point.
Panic Room (2002) 3.5/5
I vibe hard with single location movies. Panic room is easily consumed and very rewatchable. There are clear mistakes that cut it short of something great, a few frustrating choices in an otherwise enjoyable flick.
Caddo Lake (2024) 3.5/5
Clever film with an interesting setting. Maybe break out pen and paper afterwards to make sense of it, if that is your jam.
Coraline (2009) 4/5
A wonderful movie with a rare aesthetic, signature to its director, Henry Selick.
I feel like this is a must watch for visuals and music alone.
Distant (2024) 3/5
It is not a perfect, there is a scene that looks cool but moves nothing and a hint of romance crops up that is awkward, but I think anyone who enjoys Sci-Fi can find something here. I think the first half is a stronger movie, but thrill junkies may disagree. Seeing what the planet has to offer was fun, even if not surprising. Anthony Ramos was a solid lead.
It is a shame people are going to be so hard on this movie. I have zero regret watching Distant.
Event Horizon (1997) 2.5/5
I have a soft spot for Event Horizon. Cosmic horror is just rare and kind of fun. I’ve seen the movie quite a few times, but when I watch it I know I am eating garbage. Acting, direction, script, everything is all uneven. Still, the many pieces that take inspiration from other sources have something to them.
Lets stop remaking good movies, lets remake Event Horizon.